Babies are like bad drunks. They drink as much as the want, pass out randomly, don’t remember getting home but some how end up in their own bed and are very possibly covered in their own vomit.
Fyi the raccoon is fine and apperently does this often. Hes not going down the pipe but in the square at the top.
your pitiful sidetracking is not going to disguise the fact we finally found Santa
It is pretty amazing that within 192 years of the first photograph being taken we have taken a picture of something 55 million light-years away.
never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience
It’s like a dishwasher
i dont understand even a little bit thank you
I need to go on a 6 hour drive and just zone out and listen to music
(Source: bohoboho)
on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth
